I second the telemarketers! Especially those working for Verizon, I get at least 3 calls a week asking if I want to sign up for FIOS. I signed up for it a year ago!
My wife used to raise bunnies, can't feed them to Leopard ;-)
If icemanjc or aliensub don't take you up on your offer I would certainly be interested:-) I know I am new here but I would certainly "pay it forward" here if I were to get invites.
Thanks.