I run this script on my MBP:
tell application "Finder"
mount volume "afp://thing/Backup-1"
beep
mount volume "afp://thing/USB-1"
beep 2
mount volume "smb://fester/robert"
beep 3
mount volume "smb://fester/media"
beep 4
mount volume "smb://fester/storage"
beep 5
end tell
and it...