lol. I, personally, would do this... Use the Apple IIe to put it on a 3.5 inch floppy, then put the floppy into my Performa 6400... then use dial-up to either e-mail it to myself, or use a SCSI zip drive, then put it into my PowerMac G3 with an internal zip drive, which has Ethernet, thus letting me put it on a Local Area Network...
But... I have those computers at my disposal. But it would work!