ElDiabloConCaca
U.S.D.A. Prime
Wow... been to the rodeo on this one so many times it's ridiculous. My most recent experience involved a very unhelpful employee at a local computer parts store here in San Antonio.
"Do you have anything that doesn't look ridiculous? I'm looking for one that doesn't look like it'll protect me from alien mind-control waves or look like it's prepped and ready to blast off into outer space..."
"Ha! Good luck with that one... this's all we got..."
I'm looking for a decent external hard drive enclosure. FireWire or USB 2.0. Or both. Something without the manufacturer's logo emblazoned across the side. Something without "USB 2.0" written in 72-pt. type across the top (I could care less about advertising the connection protocol to every passer-by). Something that's not painted with flames, or has power/activity lights the size of my thumb. Something in black, silver, white, or some neutral color. Something that doesn't stick out.
Here are examples of "cases gone wild" that just don't fit my needs:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817146610
["Firewire/USB 2.0" in 72-pt. type... WHY?!]
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817714018
[Getting better, but what the hell is an "IcyBox?"]
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817155003
[Getting better, but the logo on the side and front kill it.]
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817364008
[Very close, but the text describing what the box does is just stupid. I don't need to look at it on my desk and think to myself, "Oh yeah, it's an external USB enclosure. Good thing they wrote that on the box, otherwise I'd just be wondering what the hell this black brick is for."]
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817392003
[Not too bad, but status lights should be round or square, not logo-shaped.]
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817388002
[Now we're getting somewhere! But the over-use of metal and the industrial look isn't quite right.]
At any rate, I'm sure you get the picture now. Isn't there an external enclosure that doesn't look like a spaceship, that doesn't expect me to be their free advertisement, that doesn't scream the protocol used, and that is compact and unobtrusive?
"Do you have anything that doesn't look ridiculous? I'm looking for one that doesn't look like it'll protect me from alien mind-control waves or look like it's prepped and ready to blast off into outer space..."
"Ha! Good luck with that one... this's all we got..."
I'm looking for a decent external hard drive enclosure. FireWire or USB 2.0. Or both. Something without the manufacturer's logo emblazoned across the side. Something without "USB 2.0" written in 72-pt. type across the top (I could care less about advertising the connection protocol to every passer-by). Something that's not painted with flames, or has power/activity lights the size of my thumb. Something in black, silver, white, or some neutral color. Something that doesn't stick out.
Here are examples of "cases gone wild" that just don't fit my needs:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817146610
["Firewire/USB 2.0" in 72-pt. type... WHY?!]
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817714018
[Getting better, but what the hell is an "IcyBox?"]
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817155003
[Getting better, but the logo on the side and front kill it.]
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817364008
[Very close, but the text describing what the box does is just stupid. I don't need to look at it on my desk and think to myself, "Oh yeah, it's an external USB enclosure. Good thing they wrote that on the box, otherwise I'd just be wondering what the hell this black brick is for."]
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817392003
[Not too bad, but status lights should be round or square, not logo-shaped.]
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817388002
[Now we're getting somewhere! But the over-use of metal and the industrial look isn't quite right.]
At any rate, I'm sure you get the picture now. Isn't there an external enclosure that doesn't look like a spaceship, that doesn't expect me to be their free advertisement, that doesn't scream the protocol used, and that is compact and unobtrusive?