Bluefusion
Into the Breach
This may be a classic. Take snippets of daily conversation totally out of context---the results are guaranteed to be hillarious. I'll start off with a few, and add more as I hear them.
1. "The pig's droppings are steaming, and, uh, that's a nice image. In fact, I particularly enjoy that one."
2. "So, um, that would then be spelled something like...." "No, no, no. You're thinking of the chicken."
3. "Good times, good times, good times plus five."
4. (In an operatic voice): "I neeeeeeeed a red pen. I eaaaaaaaaat a red pen."
5. "Fugglenuggums."
1. "The pig's droppings are steaming, and, uh, that's a nice image. In fact, I particularly enjoy that one."
2. "So, um, that would then be spelled something like...." "No, no, no. You're thinking of the chicken."
3. "Good times, good times, good times plus five."
4. (In an operatic voice): "I neeeeeeeed a red pen. I eaaaaaaaaat a red pen."
5. "Fugglenuggums."