"If I have to turn around one more time, I'm gonna lock you in the basement for two weeks longer than last time. And this time I won't cook the rat before I make you eat it."
ahh... childhood memories. Don't you all look fondly on your childhood?
I remember this one time when my old man was beating me with a baseball bat and my mom dropped the cheesecake that she had baked all day -- it was so funny. Both my dad and I had to laugh. And when I got back from the hospital I had my mom pretend to drop my wheelchair down the stairs to make me laugh.
"Daddy, BlingBling keeps touching me; he won't stay on his side of the car! And he keeps making me look at his Windows XP machine ... I'm gonna get koodies!"